I’m a sucker for cheap but LEGIT beauty finds! I like to scour the internet looking for new self tanners for my pasty legs, ways to hydrate my dry skin, and the brightest hot pink lip color I can find….that stays on after my 5th mimosa! Here are some of my top fave Amazon beauty products. Since you won’t be breaking the bank with these fab finds, the only thing you’ll be breaking is hearts with that matte lip gloss girrrrrrl!
First things first! If theres anything I can’t live without, its a good tan! Since I’m not a huge fan of laying out in the sun in 40 degree weather…OR in 100 degree weather for that matter (I’d rather be riding unicorn floats in the pool with my Corona in hand), I’ve always been addicted to self tanners. The problem? It’s extremely hard to find one that A. doesn’t streak and B. doesn’t smell like burnt a$$. This self tanner by Fake Bake is hands down the BEST self tanner I’ve ever used. It smells of pina colada filled coconuts on a white sandy beach! #goalsAF I use the Flawless Darker, but it comes in regular flawless as well if you have a lighter skin tone. It comes with a nice hand mitt so your hands don’t get all janky. All I do is spray the solution on the mitt, rub it in really well all over my body, and let it sit. I’m not sure how long it says to let it sit, but I’m one of those gross people that puts it on at night and sleeps in it! Judge away…my husband sure the hell does. BONUS: You can even put this stuff on your face and it won’t clog your pores. That’s coming from someone with some pretty obnoxiously sensitive skin! I feel like I just word vomitted, but you get the point. GO ORDER IT. NOW.
Next up is this Johnson’s shea & cocoa butter oil gel. Sounds gross? IT’S HEAVEN! I actually found out about this stuff via Lala on Vanderpump Rules. Don’t know who that is? We can’t be friends. I use this stuff every night before getting in bed for two things. 1. My décolleté: I really just wanted to use that word because it makes me feel fancy, but for reals, this stuff works like a charm! You don’t need to use much since it’s oil and spreads easily. I put it all over my chest and neck to keep the wrinkles away since I have a horrible habit of sleeping on my side and waking up with DEEP UGLY LINES all over my chest. Keeping it moisturized with this stuff has really cut down on the lines and I’m all about getting rid of the 90 year old chest look! 2. My dry a$$ hands: I’m not sure why, but I have dry man hands every day of my precious life. I take a tiny bit of this oil and use it as hand lotion and BOOM…soft and smooth as a baby’s bottom! This stuff smells DELISH and you can get a 2 pack on prime for about 14 bucks! DO ITTTTT!
On to this Mario Badescu facial spray! I LOOOOOOOVE this stuff! It’s like a cool drink of water for your face. They have a few different ones, but my favorite is the aloe, herbs, and rosewater spray. I like to spray this all over my face and neck before applying any other moisturizer or makeup. It helps revive your skin and instantly moisturizes. I also like to use this mid day to rejuvinate and give my skin that dewy look! It works great under and over makeup and you can use it as many times a day as you want! This is def a staple for me and I even have the travel size for on the go. Everywhere. Literally everywhere. This will run you anywhere from $7-$14 on prime depending on whether you get a 1 or 2 pack and the size bottle you get! Either way, it’s necessary!
Now for some makeup talk. I’m not your average girl when it comes to makeup. I’m either not wearing any, or I’m wearing something that feels like nothing! Like I said, my skin is super sensitive and I’m a weirdo about things on my face. Most of the time I will just throw on some bronzer and call it a day. But for other days when I need to step up my game (or I’m just trying to cover up some pimple action) I reach for this stuff! I came across this stuff while listening to a conversation I wasn’t invited to listen to. All I heard was moisturizer and anti-aging. SOLD. I quickly asked for the name and looked this stuff up on Amazon. Its called Satin Touch Mineral BB Cream by Bella Terra mineral cosmetics. It’s a 3-in-1 lightweight makeup good for moisturizing, concealing, and anti-aging! Welllllll YES PLEASE! I had to try it for myself because I have never been big on concealer, so honestly that word scared me. But I used this stuff once and I’ll never go back. It’s so lightweight and literally feels like you have nothing on your face but a good moisturizer. It doesn’t break the bank OR break me out, doesn’t look thick or caked on, and a little bit goes a lonnnnnng way so this stuff will last you forever! It comes in different shades so just look for the one thats best for your skin tone. I have to say, it’s a little on the pricey side coming in at close to $40, but I’m telling you it’s worth it! #noregrets
LAST, but definitely not least is this Revlon Matte Lipcolor. I.AM.OBSESSED. Ask anyone who knows me….I have a lipstick obsession! I’m not afraid to wear the brightest of pinks or the darkest of reds. It’s kind of my signature thing, but my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE lip color is HANDS DOWN this one by Revlon. I get compliments alllllllll the time and people asking me what color it is from “Mac.” Yeah no girl, it’s from Amazon and it’s under 6 bucks! Ya’ll, this stuff is AMAZING! It comes in so many great colors, including some legit nudes if that’s more your thing. The best part…it stays on allllllllll dayyyyyyy long. I kid you not, I can’t scrub this stuff off without a makeup wipe. I definitely make it through my fifth mimosa with zero probs! It’s also matte, so its not obnoxiously shiny! That’s a #WINNERWINNERCHICKENDINNER in my book! I’m gonna need you to go ahead and add to cart, ma’am.
That’s all for today folks! I’m sure I lose all credibility by telling you that I’m in fact NOT a makeup person, but if I am using it…it means it’s good sh!t y’all! Wishing you a fabulous day and here’s to your lip color making it through that fifth mimosa like a BOSS!